So anyway, over the new year we got sent this tune by four young people who had gotten their grubby little fingers on some music sequencing software from somewhere or other and had put together their first track.

It's youth Vs RUN DMC and Brittany Spears, its burp, fart hip hop, its samples of boy band smoochiness with the taunts of "puffs, puffs, puffs..." laid over the top.

This is Millenial music